Moscow Travel Guide Ok Kids Now The Last One Today For You Funny Or Not?

Ok kids now the last one today for you funny or not? - moscow travel guide

What is the difference between a flea and a wolf?
A turning point in the fur and the screams of the others in the field!

What do you as a Russian flea?
A Moscow-ito!

What insect runs away from everything?
A leak!

What do you get if you are a rabbit and a flea-cross?
Bugs Bunny!

How do I start a race of insects?
One, two, flea - go!

What do you call an intelligent gay?
A Timist-hop!

What is the dog that is clean of bugs?
Long time no flea!

What is a smart I tell others after a night of boozing?
Are we going to go home, or a dog?

What is mean the chip, romantic?
AW-I love you bug!

Why should a turtleneck silly boy?
To hide his flea collar!

How to stay fleas?
Gale hiking!

What is the difference between bite a chip and a dog bored visitor?
We start to bite and the other is a go!

How do you want to see a flea has bitten?
Starting from Scratch!

What is a popular fleaBook that you?
The itch-hikers Guide to the Galaxy!

Two chips on a cereal box?
"Why are we so quickly?" Said one.
Because he says: "Tear along the dotted line"

What do you call a flea that lives in one ear idiot?
An intruder from outer space!

What is the insect most loyal?
A smart, if they find someone they like to leave it at that!

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Dogs can have fleas, but fleas can not dogs!