Nerf Survival Guide Making A Joke 'zombie Survival Kit', What Should Be In It?

Making a joke 'zombie survival kit', what should be in it? - nerf survival guide

I know I will put into a Nerf gun and the person that I give too much already have the Zombie Survival Guide, so that is out of question.
What can I say? Maybe a few bands stupid or what?
Thanks for the help!